Friday, November 10, 2006

Gay. Actually Gay. With a Gay Boyfriend.

For those of you not fortunate enough to know, I happen to be gay. Actually gay. With a gay boyfriend. There aren't enough pink t-shirts in the world with those seven words and three periods on it to express how proud I am of that. Now, for those of you who claim to have known that or didn't know but just read it and believed it, that is false. That was a rumor spread by a soulless usurper who thinks fashion=designer clothing. False. Fashion, in the true sense of the word, is the antithesis of conformity. For all I know, that definition could be completely wrong, but it's what my gut tells me. Here are a list of things I do not consider to be fashion(able):

1) Spreading rumors
2) "Ugg" Boots
3) Starting clubs that other people work really hard on to start and then making you club totally suck
4) Leggings (especially under skirts)
5) Not knowing one goddamn thing about what I think fashion is all about

In conclusion, don't go to "Fashion Club" or as I like to call it, "The-Opposite-of-Fashion Club." Fashion=(B)romance and self-expression, not Gucci and being a bitch.


so theres this side project that youve heard of but not really. its called bromance and you dont get it cause youre not in it. if you wanna kinda sorta get it but not really then come to a show tommorow thats in a place that you wanna know and i wanna tell you but not really. so if you wanna come you know what my phone number is and if you dont then you can ask i think. bromance is really awesome and youd rather be dead than not listen to it. trust me. im trustworthy.

mark tully